So I was thinkin', Lady Gaga went to the VMAs dressed in meat, then to the Grammys in an egg. Two more red carpets & she could be a Denny's Grand Slam. ~ Angie Medina

It is so easy to get distracted from living to please God and not even realize it for a while because it has to do with where your head and heart are as you do the exact same things. ~ Laura Bird

Your feet can learn the steps, but only your heart can skate them! ~ Unknown

God is most glorified in us when we are most satisfied in Him. ~ John Piper

Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and it annoys the pig. ~ Robert Heinlein

My cool points are in the toilet. ~ David Benach, plumber

Sometimes I've believed in as many as six impossible things before breakfast. ~ Lewis Carroll

You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try. ~ Beverly Sills

No one is so thoroughly superstitious as the godless man. Life and death to him are haunted grounds, filled with goblin forms of vague and shadowy dread. ~ Harriet Beecher Stowe