Nothing produces a big butt like skating. Or twinkies... ~ Donna Farver

If your outgo exceeds your income, then your upkeep will be your downfall. ~ Bill Earle

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field. ~ Niels Bohr

Hot dogs are wiggly hunks of over-processed, discarded pig parts. ~ Jannah Hotchkiss

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. ~ Christopher Morley

Mountains create climbers. ~ Daniel David

Everybody wants to change the world and nobody wants to change themselves. ~ Leo Tolstoy

It is not proper to fall on 3-turns. ~ Igor Lisovsky

Art inspires art. ~ Lisa Barfield

But all the wickedness in the world which man may do or think is no more to the mercy of God than a live coal dropped in the sea. ~ William Langland

Tomorrow is always coming, but we never see it. ~ Nicole Howser

You can't get fired when you work for yourself! ~ Allen Bovey

I wait for God to wash my car...when it rains. ~ Angela Benach